Jennie's Joke

 

Crocodile tears!!!!

 

 

DARWIN (AUSTRALIA) POST

 

Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack using a small Walking Stick. This

is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman

with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

 

Here is her story in her own words:

 

“While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in

Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property settlement,

kids and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5 metre

crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging

at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.

 

The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was

extremely aggressive.

 

If I had not had my little $5 dollar Reject Shop walking stick with me, I

would not be here today!

 

Just one hard whack to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took..

 

The Croc got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a

brisk pace.

 

The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and I got the lot.”